Funny Thoughts About Walking

Today I needed a laugh and this sure did the trick for me . . . Enjoy!

 

 Ten Excellent and Funny Thoughts About Walking

1. Walking 20 minutes can add hours to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $8000 per month.
2. My grandfather started walking five miles a day when he was 60.........................Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
4. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I joined a health club last year, spent about 450 dollars. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
6. Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
7. I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a very small country.
9. I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years....................just getting over the hill.
10. You could walk this over to your friends but it's less hassle to just e-mail it to them. *

Work hard, stayed focused, but don't take yourself too seriously . . . 

always remember to have fun along the way!

* taken from: http://www.guy-sports.com/months/funny_fitness_workout.htm